Thursday, October 9, 2008

Proud to be Sarawakian

Long long time ago, i had received an e-mail, is pretty humour and true. For those who study oversea, especially overSouthChinaSea, this article will be help u to tackle the questions where mostly ppl will ask from u.

(the article is copied originally from the e-mail. billyboy will not obligated to those who feel they're offended )

IGNORANT fellas asking STOOOPID questions about SARAWAK.

Q: Oh, you are from Sarawak! *eyes wide with excitement* So far away! How you people come here ah?
A: See this!

everyone can fly. wtf

Q: Oh, like that! So back home, you people live in trees ar?

A: I live on trees. Not in trees. MOTHAFUCKA

Q: You guys have electricity or not?

A: SESCO, mind you.

SESCO building in Kuching

son of a BITCH. do we have electricity?

Q: Kuching got airport or you use boat go Johor?

A: I use BUS

Miri Airport

do we have airport? Kuching International Airport

Q: How long if I take bus from Singapore to Kuching?

A: Serious SHIT! You're one hell of a stupid idiot! F8CK YOU.

Q: Over there got what car?

A: View below.

which car you want? WTF

Q: Got road or not?
A: Shits. WTF.

do we? do we? have road? hahahaha..

Q: Sarawak inside Sabah, right?
A: You fail Geography ka?

Q: Eh? Sabah Sarawak not the same meh?

A: You really SUCKS in Geography

Q: Kuching how big ar?
A: As BIG as your BALLS. What the f*ck. You really need to learn Geography

Q: Kuching got a lot of cats hoh?
A: Bullshits. Do you have common sense? LANgkawi, a lot LAN JIAOS lah? Kuala LUMPUR, a lot LUMPUR lahhh!

Q: Sarawak got Malay?
A: I wanna KILL you. You learn HISTORY?


Q: Sarawak people can speak English?
A: What the f*ck. If not, how am I going to answer YOU, YOU BASTARD?

Q: You people from Sarawak use Ringgit?
A: No. We used Barter System. WTF!

we practise that. F*CK if you believe it!

I'm proud to be a Sarawakians. I hope I've just cleared the shadow and shallow mind of some IGNORANT fellas.



Phi said...

My dear...sarawakians...
seems like we're not really existing at all.

kit said...

lolz.. yes yes... i am sarawakian. hahahaha...

Sean said...

no la..dun think that way.. we cool... we cooler than west malaysians that's for sure... i know i am . . hahahah what bout you?

Phi said...

west m'sian... my god. most of them nvr board an airplane. Everythg is bus bus and bus.

sk-殿 said...

i get a lot of the cat question over here. phi is right as well, very few west malaysians in my campus have ever set foot in a plane before, so as a resultant of that, i get the "sarawakians are so rich since you guys always come to WM through the air" question. and there's the "sarawak is an oil and balak producing state so you guys are rich" bullocks. wanna slap them hard but moral and pity comes in.

kit said...

so i am rich.. haha..

Sean said...

you shud tell them we are rich coz we're smarter than you...

billyboy said...

yea, we s'wakian should be cool... hahaha...

Anonymous said...

hey, our prime minister not malay la... he's melanau..

Anonymous said...

lol...... good post, i lol even i saw it b4? btw, prime minister?? cm la...

amylim said...

thumbs up~!!! nice one~ wohoo~!!!

Anonymous said...

I think the people that asked these questions are idiot.
Even thought I am from Johor, I never thought these kind of stupid questions. Hahaha~