
Happy New Year Glitter Pictures
welcome welcome... Mari Mari... Lai Lai Lai...
Q: Oh, you are from Sarawak! *eyes wide with excitement* So far away! How you people come here ah?
A: See this!
Q: Oh, like that! So back home, you people live in trees ar?
A: I live on trees. Not in trees. MOTHAFUCKA
Q: You guys have electricity or not?
A: SESCO, mind you.
SESCO building in Kuching
Q: Kuching got airport or you use boat go Johor?
A: I use BUS
do we have airport? Kuching International Airport
Q: How long if I take bus from Singapore to Kuching?
A: Serious SHIT! You're one hell of a stupid idiot! F8CK YOU.
Q: Over there got what car?
A: View below.
Q: Got road or not?
A: Shits. WTF.
do we? do we? have road? hahahaha..
Q: Sarawak inside Sabah, right?
A: You fail Geography ka?
Q: Eh? Sabah Sarawak not the same meh?
A: You really SUCKS in Geography
Q: Kuching how big ar?
A: As BIG as your BALLS. What the f*ck. You really need to learn Geography
Q: Kuching got a lot of cats hoh?
A: Bullshits. Do you have common sense? LANgkawi, a lot LAN JIAOS lah? Kuala LUMPUR, a lot LUMPUR lahhh!
we practise that. F*CK if you believe it!
I'm proud to be a Sarawakians. I hope I've just cleared the shadow and shallow mind of some IGNORANT fellas.
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adapted from swinburne website: http://www.swinburne.edu.my/corporate/marketing/mediacentre/pr/2008/05_0708-Scholarships.htm
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